Pure as the driven snow… Yeah, sure, maybe once, but life takes its toll on a girl, you know.

Hey mister, I was white and fluffy once. I can be again for you, if you want. Just look below the surface and you’ll see that my heart is still as pure as ever. But on the surface. Yeah, I might have changed a little.

Hey mister, got a light?

Hey, come back, Mister…

Aw, what a schmuck…